Budd's Alternate Reality

Jung and Her Scoot

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:24:44 -0500

My wife on her scooter. She doesn't think she needs a jacket or anything. I guess the scooter makes the road magically softer if you fall. We got one of the cheap Chinese numbers. It is 50cc which doesn't require licensing of the bike or of the rider (over a regular driver's license). She has been riding to work everyday since she got it. She is getting about 100mpg.

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My Bike

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:25:50 -0500

Got it about 3 weeks ago. Internet was down. Camera was goofed up. Finally got around to uploading pics.

It is a 2005 Ninja 250.

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The Dangers of Smoking

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:14:10 -0500

Yesterday, I took the day off work to take care of a few things. The local theatre does free movies for kids during the days all summer long. This week they were showing Firehouse Dog. Since I was off, we took the girls and met a couple of others there for the movie. The movie is about a dog that is a movie star (notably the star of "The Fast and the Furriest") and he gets lost and is trapped in a building when an arsonist catches it on fire.

The show the arsonist later making more of his timed fire bombs. He sets one of them down on a table and the camera pans to show about ten more just like it on the table. Also on the table are the remains of cigarettes and cigars. When these were shown, Ashli states loudly, "uh oh, he smokes." I almost couldn't stop laughing.

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personality test

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:23:00 -0500

personality test

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Motorcycle Safety Foundation Beginner's Course

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:33:52 -0500

Buddbike4

This past weekend, I took the beginner motorcycle course. Here in TN it costs about $200. I had a dirt bike for a while when I was a kid, but it had been about 15 years since I had ridden. Gas prices along with a longstanding interest in motorcycles urged me to take the course.

Friday 06/13- Classroom work. We learn basic laws and instruction. It takes about 4 hours and we see lots of videos.

Saturday 06/14 7am- We all meet up at a middle school for actual riding in the parking lot. Our Class starts with 24 people. We are split into two groups due to there being only 12 motorcycles. I was amazed at how quickly most of the stuff came back to me. The whole morning emphasised clutch control and this really started an aching feeling in my left thumb. I am not the only one feeling it in the thumb. One girl quits because she can't force herself to hold in the clutch anymore. Her mom and her husband were with her and they quit too because they wanted to do the course together.

Right before lunch we lose someone else. I was taking the class with my friend Ken and we were sharing a bike. While I was riding he was watching and vice versa. I was watching Ken weave through some cones when out of nowhere from behind him comes another bike with a 16 y/o kid on it. The bike is obviously driving the kid and not the other way around. Ken never sees him. CRACK! The little 16 y/o is asked to leave and Ken is not hurt but a little shaken. The kid was taking the class with his dad. His dad decided he would go on without his son there. Just so you don't think they kicked this kid out for one thing, he had been trouble all morning. He was either not listening or incapable of learning. I think everyone was glad that he was gone, although, Ken was talking to his dad and his dad said that he was going to buy him a bike anyway to learn on. IDIOT!

At about 2pm we head out for the classroom for the last bit of instruction and the written test. 100%, but it was pretty easy.

Sunday 06/15 7am- Wow, Saturday really took a toll on me, and I am a little tired. It is hot and muggy. Going 10-20

Buddbike

mph part of the time isn't really building up a breeze. We do some challanging exercises. The U-turn is not fun and had a lot of people stressing out. The S-Curve had been dreaded since Saturday because everyone could see it painted on the ground and new that it was coming. The S-Curve turned out to not be supervised and wasn't that difficult. We later found out that it was the same turning radius as the U-turn.

They taught us about countersteering and that is an interesting thing. It goes like this: To make a turn at speed you push down on the handgrip in the direction you want to go. If you think about this, pushing down on the handgrip turns your wheel to the opposite side of where you want to go, but only for a split second. It actually helps facilitate a lean in the direction of choice. You do this naturally by instinct from learning to ride a bicycle, but not knowing about it can cause you to crash in an emergency situation. When you try and turn the wheel or pull back in the direction you want to go causing you to go the opposite direction into what you were avoiding.

After lunch we did our driving test that consisted of the u-turn, swerving, emergency stop, and high angle curve. Everyone that was left did well on their test (even if a few of us brainfarted on an event), and we all passed.

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It was a lot of fun and I would suggest it to people even if you have no interest in getting a bike. It could just be a fun weekend activity.

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Iron Man

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:41:06 -0500

Last Wednesday, I took the kids to see Iron Man. We got to the theatre and sat down with about 10 other people. The movie was showing every 30 minutes so people had a huge choice of times to see it. It was also 3:30 on a Wednesday. The movie was good and all except one scene toward the beginning with a reporter was appropriate for the kids. It held Ashli's(7) attention all the way through, but Ally(3) just couldn't follow the movie completely. They both loved the movie and I enjoyed it as well. Someone told me it was better than Spiderman 2 and that is setting the bar way high. It was not better, but was still very good.

On the way home from the movie, Ashli was looking out the window and being very quiet. I knew exactly what she was thinking. I asked her, "What are you thinking about back there, how to create an Iron Man suite?" She lit up and said, "Yeah." Ally made up and Iron man dance where she shuffles her feet and then kicks. They both run around playing Iron man now.

With all the movies coming up, I think I will go broke. They both want to see Prince Caspian, Indiana (or Indian according to Ally) Jones, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and The Incredible Hulk.

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Boom De Yada

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Mon, 12 May 2008 08:46:32 -0500

Discovery Channel Boom De Yada Commercial

This commercial is awesome and it gets the whole family singing Boom De Yada together. I don't know what Boom De Yada means, though. The commercial is addictive and very well done.

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The Baby Bird

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:27:53 -0500

For some odd reason, yesterday, my wife took my daughter back to school to get a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest. Ashli, along with every other kid, had noticed the bird hopping around while they were at recess. No other parent, if even asked, gave in and went back to the school to look for the bird. I said to my wife, "Don't, it will only die." My protest via phone were either ignored or already too late as there was a bird in a box in my living room when I got home from work.

A quick internet search revealed that I was in fact right and that their was about a zero chance of survival with us nursing this bird. The site I referenced also mentioned that in the State of Tennessee it is illegal to take a wild bird out of the wild. I doubt wildlife management was running a sting, but it was another reason to be rid of the thing. More research revealed that the mother would continue feeding the bird even after we had touched it. It said we should try and put it back into its nest, make a nest to put in a tree for it, or, at the very least, put the baby in a tree or bush off the ground.

Of course it was up to me, the heartless dad, to take her back to the school with the bird and let the bird go. Tears flowed for hours as my daughter explained that she could have kept it alive and that it would have been a great pet. We put the bird on a thick branch in a tree, the nest was not evident. Hopefully its mom and/or dad will find it there and continue feeding it.

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Metaphysical Debate

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:10:28 -0500

We are having a debate amongst my friends about the consequences of mythological monsters fighting/infecting each other. For example; What would be the implications of a zombie biting a vampire or vice versa. We have little doubt that a Zombie could infect a werewolf but how would that affect his metamorphosis, if at all? So let me know what you think and what rules you are going by for eache character (i.e. Romero Zombies, Rice Vampires).

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QotD: Define Cheating

nobody@vox.com(Budd) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:07:39 -0500

What is your definition of cheating?

Getting Caught!

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